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childs play

Reffering to something, often a task which is easy to the extent that a child, or toddler could perform the task. Can be used condesendingly in regards to another persons abilities, or skills.
"Phil what did you get on that math quiz"
"Dude I struggled, got a 60"
"Man that shit was CHILDSPLAY, I got a 120"

"Class whats 1+1"
"CHILDS PLAY"
by ManifestDestiny February 7, 2007
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Childsplain

When you ask a child (typically your own) a question about something in the current culture that you don’t understand or know, typically: the name of a song, what show a character was from, or the name of a meme and they reply with a long winded answer that often includes the history of the creator, why they created it and/or social media platform of origin along with it’s subsequent platform postings and variants.

This is usually done in a condescending tone and may include an eye roll, over the top hand gestures and visual aids.
My daughter childsplained the entire Steven Universe show, characters, and plot to me as though I had never seen it after I asked her the name of the theme song when I heard it play in a TikTok because I had forgotten the name of it .
by AnchoviesBelongOnPizzas November 28, 2021
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Shemar Childs

A Columbus based artist. Gained recognition after his release of his singles “Cassius” “TORQUE” and “BRAINDRAIN” in 2021. Known for his music of versatility, from sounds to flows.
Youtube SHEMAR CHILDS “Cassius” and/or “BRAINDRAIN” for examples of his most recent and popular work as of 2021.
by KelvinDistricts June 15, 2021
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Mike Childs

Someone on a social media website, who will comment on any posts stating his/her opinion -tagged or not-. Usually, the opinion causes disagreement and the result is a full blown arguement which ends with Obama shutting the government down again. Mike Childs' post statuses / pictures, and when someone expresses their opinion on it they must prove them wrong.
Person: I hate gays.
Mike Childs: Gays are like by society, it's the government that doesn't like gays.
by Home_Pope May 14, 2014
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childster

1. child molester
2. some pokemon with penii on his head
3. Someone who is trying to molest you
4. a Pimp
1. Run from Childster!
2. RUN FROM CHILDSTER! AND PIMPETTE!
3. Yo, dont be such a Childster.
4. Gotta see the childster about my bitches.
by lyssth June 28, 2003
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childsex

My son and his classmate had childsex together.
by Sindbad September 21, 2003
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childs

I think you are looking for children,arent you?
Wife:I have many childs!
Husband:its "children,dear."
Wife:No its not you fucktard!
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