Chid

A chid is what you get when you try saying child but then you start saying kid

“Hey man, I remember when I was a ch... id.”
“Wtf is a chid”
“I tried saying child but half way through I started saying kid”
“Oh ok”

by DestroyerNine4 March 22, 2020

chid

A needle dick(a dick thats super long but thin as hell).

It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!

by cartman5000 July 28, 2004

Chid

A chav kid

Damn chids stole my bike again

by Peckdog September 04, 2010

Chid

shit...of any kind really.

Bob: Dude! Look at that car.
Steve: Yea man, whatta piece of chid.

by little.potato.grower September 08, 2008

Chid

The opposite of a chode. A penis which has a much greater length than it does girth. A chid could often be seen as imitating the size-ratio of a pencil.

"Hey John, what's that poking out of your shorts?" said Billy.
"It's just my cock" replied John.
"Why is it so thin?"
"Because it's a chid"

by TheTinnedSloth August 29, 2016

chid

a child or kid

Your a nice kid.

by sarah July 09, 2003

Chid

The opposite of a Chode. A Chid is a long but skinny, penis

chid

by questionmania August 15, 2011