Spring Chicken

Almost naked or provacatively dressed female

"Grandma, Why don't you ever wear shorts? It's hot out for God's sake."
"What do I look like to you, a spring chicken?!"

This outfit make me look like a total slut. I wouldn't go that far, but you do look like a spring chicken.

by Slap Me Susan January 4, 2005

Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012