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chick dump

When a chick takes a dump in your bathroom. It's usually much quicker than a dude's dump (but still a few minutes longer than a tinkle) and when you enter you don't smell shit, but an overwhelming reek of perfume or scented deorderizer. They might deny they took a dump in your bathroom, but you know.
"I'm going to go take a chick dump in your parents' bathroom." - Chris's girlfriend on 'Family Guy'
by Tallyho Chap! May 18, 2012
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Chick-Faced dude

A dude with a chick's face. Usually wears bandannas and capri pants.
Woah, look at that chick-faced dude over there
by blahhhhhg December 7, 2009
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chick-koom

The sound of a 20-foot rocket launching in an appreciably arid area, heard from about a mile away. It may be accompanied by a visible vapor trail that is either straight or shaped like a corkscrew; and it is considered to be exciting, regardless.
"What's it like to see it go up? It's 'chick-koom,' and it's gone," Judy Wallin said. "It is exciting."
area woman discussing Upham, New Mexico's future spaceport
by BillyJack June 16, 2009
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Chick Wreck

A girl with no self esteem, ready to have sex on a first come first serve basis. Usually ugly, fat or disgusting, lives in bars and discos, attracting guys willing to release their load and claim an easy +1 on their fuckcharts.
"Hey did you see that half naked fatass sitting on the corner? I'd totally bang her!"
"Who? That chick wreck over there?"
"Yeah, she's definitely gonna be a +1 on my fuckchart"
by Wacchuwari August 15, 2014
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independent chick

girl that doesnt need money from no man can live on her own with or without a man by her side.
I'm independent chick what are you talking about i have my own house car and clothes and dont need no man to give me no mony cuz i got my own.
by Parislynette June 18, 2008
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Chick lean

When a female first fires a gun, they often lean back compensating for the guns weight. This is a chick lean. Many women don't realize that they do it, this just happens more often with women than men as first time shooters.
"she was totally holding the gun wrong, her posture was horrible, total chick lean.
by Freedom2000 July 31, 2016
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ugly chick

An ugly chick is the one in a group of girls at the bar that is the least becoming of any others in her group - and she knows it. Tries very hard to gain the attention that her more attractive friends get from the opposite sex - usually to the point of annoyance !
Dude, it's your turn to take one for the team and take the ugly chick tonight !
by tonare1 September 12, 2013
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