Chib

A penis that has a piece of hair out of its urethra

This kid had a huge chib

by JJF8 April 12, 2019

Chib

An idiot who does stupid things

What a fuckin chib

by Chabby June 12, 2014

Chib

A chubby tall friend that is really nice and pretty cool but is always the center of a joke

Jimmy: "Yo, Chib, you fat piece of shit, pass the bag of chips. I'd like to eat at least five before you kill the damn thing."

Chib: "Oh,Paaah-ezz,Jimmy! You always give me shit!"

by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 23, 2006

Chib

One who is especially stupid; one with noob like qualities

OH man Sam is such a chib!

by Benseph July 06, 2006

Chib

The equivalent of a n00b. Generally it is used when someone is behaving in a ridiculously n00b-like manner. Like when someone is doing something pointless.

Chibbing around can also be another way to call someone a troll.

"Quit being such a chib"

or

"Guys, quit chibbing around!"

by Rayne Larkhar September 13, 2011

Chib

1 Miz.
2 It is a chill one gets after eating an extremely fat filled meal.

You eat a hot dog, bbq chips, and coke all in one meal. Afterwards you eat cotton candy, five chocolate bars, and more fast food. You then are overcome by a chill (but you aren't cold) so it is a CHIB!

Sentence examples:
1 And the busted and the chibs and the chibby bust.
2 That chib was miz.

by The Sev! December 05, 2008

chibbed

Either stabbed, or hit (usually wie a bottle o' Bucky)

Did you hear about Chelsea? I heard she got chibbed

by that Scottish Chick May 28, 2015