Chia pet 

When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.

Shit dude, feels like I got a chia pet growin down there

Chia pet by Jdeluc2224 December 7, 2013

Chia pet 

another word for pussy,vagina,vajj

"is your chia pet shaved"

"ill fuck you right in the chia pet"

Chia pet by of the sea September 22, 2016

Chia Pet 

A noncontributory individual that lives with family and/or friends. Chia Pet’s are fed and watered by family and/or friends, which cause the Chia Pet to grow. Unfortunately, a Chia Pet does not feel the need to contribute to the household; therefore, causing serious turmoil with family and/or friends. It is not understood why the Chia Pet becomes offended when told by family and/or friends that the time has come for them to move on (i.e. get out).

its time for my CHIA PET ass sister to get out of my house!!

Chia Pet by Get the f' out already!! July 25, 2009

chia pet 

people with fucked up afros that look like chia pets

bad kid sittin next to me in java is a chia pet

chia pet by TR YOSHIII January 23, 2008

chia pet 

Someone who cuts their hair with a FlowBee or Wahl razor.

Steve is a Chia Pet, Jen helps him by triming around the edges.

chia pet by old man November 16, 2004

Chia Pet 

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.

I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!

Chia Pet by Kwabs4Real January 13, 2025

chia pet effect 

The effect whereby a product has more value to a consumer whose own effort is needed.

If it weren't for the chia pet effect, you'd see a lot more furniture from IKEA in the dumpster.

chia pet effect by Avasarala March 24, 2021