awkward chest hair

Similar to awkward turtle, for situations when hair is protruding from clothing embarrassingly and offender doesn't seem to notice/realize. Put hand under top and poke hand out of neck hole, wiggle fingers.

AWKWARD CHEST HAIR

by voldermort-y July 18, 2010

Awkward Chest Hair

Used in awkward situations, usually when a man has a lot of chest hair showing, but not restricted to this situation.

The person making the Awkward Chest Hair gesture sticks one hand up their shirt, so that it appears from the top, and wiggles their fingers.

Jane is talking to Mr S, who has an awkward amount of chest hair.

Jill is stood behind Mr S and makes an Awkward Chest Hair gesture at Jane.

by Casual Mate July 27, 2010

mother's chest hair

Material used to create Janice's(from Mean Girls) wigs out of.

"Hey Janice what's your wig made out of?"

"Your mother's chest hair!"

by plastic05041 May 11, 2012

moms chest hair

refering to the hair growing on your mothers chest

Peter:What did you do last night?
KT:Helped shave your moms chest hair!

by KT RKS. May 31, 2007

you're moms chest hair

The best comeback ever

He's and asshole

You're moms chest hair an asshole

by Lucy Kane December 27, 2013

Ur nans chest hair

Referring to someone’s nanny’s chest hair you would usually use this sentence in an insult or just at random.

Bella and Nia: How do u say this?
Lola and Eva: UR NANS CHEST HAIR!!!!!

by SmexiLexi123 July 8, 2019

Put hair on your chest

A term explaining something that will make you a man or make you tougher.

Whew, thats a strong drink. It'll put hair on your chest.

by Drizz't June 30, 2008