chelou

french expression, means weird, suspicious, strange
born from "verlan" french slang that switch parts of some words like "maison" becomes "son-mai"
"chelou" comes from "louche"

-"laisse tomber trop chelou skeutru la vie dma mère"

by kelfaaz October 23, 2008

Chelwood

A Chelwood is a rare species of the indigenous ape family. These primates traditionally have very small genitals and are known to commonly scratch, not their genitals, but rather the forefront of their most likely hair covered chest. It is a common known fact that one may contract Swetmanitis by coming in contact with a Chelwood’s testicular region. This disease affects a few number of people per year due to the fact that Chelwoods are rarely seen naked. But if one should come across an unclothed Chelwood it is best to make much noise so as to frighten the Chelwood into retreat. If this is ineffective, then the next course of action should be to run in the opposite direction while screaming, “Damnit Chelwood!”

"Damnit Chelwood!!!" -everyone

by Rufus Cogburn December 10, 2006

Chesmond

The kid who eats your Legos during playtime.

Stop being a Chesmond

by Chesmond1 July 28, 2020

Chelonald

A mixture of Chelanne and daddy Donald (Trump). Doesn't want to get into politics yet talks politics all the time and will assign a crap ton of work not knowing we have lives.

Pickle Rick: Did you do that work for Chelonald?
Totus: Hell no, Chelonald needs to CHILL!!!

by Echo_Echo54 November 5, 2018

Bap-chelor

A single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a Bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. Common noises made by a true Bapchelor are "Mmmmm...titties" along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.

"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"

"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bapchelor"

Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"

by petra1782 May 28, 2006

chemotional

ADJ: A state of being very emotional as a result of Kemotherapy.

Billy is feeling very chemotional today.

by Martha A. bomb March 11, 2008

chezmo

Chezmo (also spelled Chesmo) is used to describe someone after they do something really dumb. Chesmo is a light hearted term for retard

Ray: Don’t loose my key, it’s the only one I have for work
Greg 5 min later: did I give u ur key back? I think I lost it?

Ray: youre a fucking chezmo go find it

by Benis36 August 29, 2018