1. When you knock something over, break something, and/or hurt yourself out of pure clumsiness.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.
2. When you obsess over the grammar of a piece of writing so much that you don't pay attention to the content itself.
3. When you mishear a word someone says, thinking they said something dirty.
1. "Shit, I spilled my drink and now my computer's soaked. I totally just pulled a Chelsea."
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"
2. "Sorry, I'll read your email in a minute - I'm pulling a Chelsea right now. I just need to print it out and highlight all of the grammatical errors first."
3. "Did that news anchor say 'penis' or am I just pulling a Chelsea?"
by Cornelius P. Smear III June 12, 2020
Get the Pulling a Chelsea mug.An exclusive and beautiful name for exclusively beautiful women. Celise's are extremely generous and are known to frequently be the designated driver for nights out. They have an exceptional amount of love for their close circle of friends and would quite literally go and get water from the moon if it would help the people they care about. A Celise is the kind of girl you can trust with your innermost secrets, fears and worries and know that she will guard them with her own life. Celise is also someone you can share jokes with and who will laugh excessively at your bad humour. If you ever feel down or like you just want to give up, a Celise is sure to find the right words to get you back up and smiling. Celise's are also wonderful if you just need that great hug to make you feel better, or if you need that supportive shoulder to cry on. If you know a Celise or if you're even blessed enough to have one as a friend; you are tremendously lucky and you should spend your time trying to make her as happy as she makes you!
Oh, you met this extremely interesting, beautiful and giving woman last night? Well, you must have come across a Celise.
Did you just say you know a Celise?!?! OMG - I am sooooo jealous!!!
Did you just say you know a Celise?!?! OMG - I am sooooo jealous!!!
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When one, while consuming alcohol, continues to keep drinking in excessive amounts, all in a short period of time, because they believe that they are perfectly fine and nowhere near being drunk. After a short while, the alcohol will hit them like a wall and they will become severely drunk, possibly going from giggly and happy, to lying on the ground and feeling sick in a matter of minutes.
Jack: “Dude, you need to slow down!”
Bill: “Nah man, I’m totally fine. I don’t feel anything.”
Jack: “Man, The Chelsey Effect is gonna hit you so hard.”
Bill: “Nah man, I’m totally fine. I don’t feel anything.”
Jack: “Man, The Chelsey Effect is gonna hit you so hard.”
by Stain Central June 23, 2016
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Happy to lead any creature
Extremely talented, does everything to the best of her ability
Loves to be left alone and does not makes a scene
She's an amazing ray of sunshine
Exceptionally smart and she's so fine
And read the first letter of each line
Happy to lead any creature
Extremely talented, does everything to the best of her ability
Loves to be left alone and does not makes a scene
She's an amazing ray of sunshine
Exceptionally smart and she's so fine
And read the first letter of each line
Dude 1: I'm thinking of going out with this Angel
Dude 2: Oh yeah, which one?
Dude 1: Chelsea
Dude 2: Call her Chels, she'll love that
Dude 2: Oh yeah, which one?
Dude 1: Chelsea
Dude 2: Call her Chels, she'll love that
by Phil__Shady November 12, 2020
Get the Chelsea mug.A crap school with the worst teachers ever who never follows the school system because its garbage. Full of attention seeking hoes and the atmosphere makes you feel like you want to throw up. Support the manifesto and take down Daverat
by Manifesto Supporter April 13, 2019
Get the Chelsea Academy mug.She’s smart and kind of emotional. She’s beautiful in and out. But she’s still a freak in the sheets. She’s someone you would want for a friend. She’s loyal and very independent.
Chelsey’s can summon their inner couch potato. They’re in love with food. But they can be aggressive when someone pisses them off. But when you see them they seem sweet and kind, only their closest friends know them.
Chelsey’s can summon their inner couch potato. They’re in love with food. But they can be aggressive when someone pisses them off. But when you see them they seem sweet and kind, only their closest friends know them.
by PetttyAf February 10, 2018
Get the Chelsey mug.Chelsea "Banter" Club is typically referred to as Chelsea FC. They are a banter club for many reasons, including the bottom-half spot in the premier league. Chelsea Football Club is a shit club just like its fellow London team Tottenham. Hopefully, they get a fucking manager who can manage.
Lionel Messi: Yo Cristiano, did you see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City?
Cristiano Ronaldo: No, I didn't see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City.
Cristiano Ronaldo: No, I didn't see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City.
by depressedchelseafan May 19, 2023
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