brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!

"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"

by ScottRiley February 23, 2008

cutesicle

Someone who is so cute you have an uncontrolled urge to lick them like a popsicle.

Look at the cutesicle over there, I could eat him up on a hot summer day.

by Lauren Poppins September 20, 2014

cokesicles

The "icicle" like crust flakelets that form on the inside of the nose after a long night of using cocaine.

Fuck man I can't go to work this morning, there's cokesicles all over my nose.

by Maximuski April 12, 2008

Cheeseless Rice

How to swear without offending believers of Jesus Christ.

"Cheeseless rice, I am going to get written up again!"

by Kosher Kurry February 13, 2013

cheesiversary

a cheesy "anniversary" that couples celebrate that has no real meaning, sentimental value, or purpose

GIRL: "ZOMG! It's me and my boyfriend Bif's 2 1/2 week cheesiversary today, and we are going to dinner to celebrate!"

ME: "Why are you celebrating dating for 2 1/2 weeks? What are you celebrating? Not killing each other for 17 days? That is so random and no one cares."

GIRL: "*GASP!* WE care! This is so important to us!...You're just jealous because you are single and don't have cheesiversaries with anyone."

ME: "Yep. That's it. That's definately it. I'm jealous. You got me."

GIRL: "Yes, I know! But don't be sad. You will find someone soon and you can have your OWN cheesiversaries!!! YAYZ!"

ME: *Shoots GIRL in the gall bladder*

by Clementine J. June 7, 2009

chesticles

Chesticles. The female form of testicles. Also known as, boobies, honkers, cans, cannon or gazongers

Scotty: Check out the chesticles on her!
Mitch: That's my mum dude.
Scotty: So?

by ScottyW November 15, 2006

chicsicle

A plumped up mans genitals.
A boner.
An erection.
Chubber

Sally slurped on my chicsicle before I inserted it into her dirtbutton.

by itchy corn April 19, 2003