CheeseWheel

A large female ass that closely resembles two giant wheels of cheese clanging against one another while walking or moving.

When a thick female walks by and you are walking with your homie, "damn homie, thats a fucking cheesewheel"

by fuckherdirty March 7, 2019

cheesewheel dick

When someone's dick is less than 5 inches in length. But more than 3 inches in Width.

Sarah:You should have seen the guy I was with last night.
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick

by Ryne Saltsman December 15, 2007

Cheesewheel High

The act of being high enough to eat an entire cheese wheel.

Dude... how high are you??

Bro... im cheesewheel high.

by thugnuggin August 31, 2011

Cheesewheel Chode

A dick that's wider than it is long (usually more than 3 inches wide but under 2 inches long).
Also, very hard to masturbate with, so most people with chode's have to "beat it" like a DJ.

Girl: It's so... WIDE!!!

Guy: So?

Girl: I can't even fit it into my mouth! YOU HAVE A CHEESEWHEEL CHODE!!!

by Aslap927 June 20, 2009

Wisconsin Cheesewheel

to masterbate until one reaches climax and then squeezes the penis so no ejaculation ejects and then proceeds to do a cartwheel while letting go of the penis to squirt semen everywhere; the be doing the action must be from the state of Wisconsin

Dude! Way to make all your cum go everywhere by doing the Wisconsin Cheesewheel!!!

by Flippinteggy October 6, 2022

Chinese Cheese Wheel

When your bomb ass chinese side piece eats a whole bag of cheese puffs and her fingers get caked in cheese. She then proceeds to give you a cheesy handy until you cum in her hand. She then rolls the cum and cheesey crust into a cheesy cum wheel and eats it. Chinese cheese wheel

Yo bro did you see Mark's girlfriend last night? She was giving out some bomb ass Chinese cheese wheels bro!!

by Lil Dick On the Prairie July 23, 2020

cheese wheel

Also known as Super Tuna Can, a gigantic penis, however, most of it's volume is derived from it's long diameter, not it's short length. Also known as Mega, Super, or Hyper Chode

Man, it's so hard to hide my cheese wheel, it just doesn't fit in any pants

by JeffZhang May 17, 2005