cheese whiz

A rare medical disorder whereby n00bs at sex ejaculate and urinate at the same time, generally all over their fat partner's face. This medical condition was the inspiration behind the commercially successful condiment known as Cheez Whiz.

when BIlly Bob was done, Juanita had cheese whiz all down her hairy asscrack

"yo deaggg, after she finished rocking my cock i chezzed whizz all in her eyeballz"

by Jerry Slice October 30, 2007

Cheese Whiz

This is what Ryan Ross is addicted to. Please help his addiction. Canned cheese isn’t good for anyone...does it even have cheese in it?

Unknown: Hey, did you guys get any chips?
Ryan Ross: No, but, I got cheese whiz :)

by LOOK BACK AT BUFFY & THAT 1D M August 19, 2018

cheese whiz

O.K., let's say you are fuckin' this girl and she has gonoreah/clamidia and you use no jimmy-hoppers. You fuckin' try to JIZ and it comes out like cheeze wiz because of the glue-like gonno mixed with jizznads.

Dang, I pulled out after jizznads and cheese whiz was all over my dick!

by David!M! January 12, 2006

Cheese whiz

a "specimin" which adds Personality

cheese whiz adds personality.

by i love cheese whiz June 16, 2010

cheese whiz

the best thing ever made.

the best thing you could dip things in.

the best gift you could give your stomache

cheese whiz is just the best thing ever invented ok

by sicker than frick July 17, 2016

Cheese Whiz

A Cheese Whiz is when a person with a penis puts it in their partner’s asshole but when he cums he slowly pulls out and spreads his Cheese Whiz all over her back in a circle repeatedly.

Hey babe, wanna do the Cheese Whiz? Not again you got it all over my feet last time

by LoveEef September 9, 2022

Cheese Whiz

Refers to farting when you pee.

Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!

by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 20, 2024