cheese man

a guy who isn't cool, has no friends

where are your friends cheese man

by boy man March 27, 2007

The Cheese Man

A hunk of cheese that you can hook up with for only 9.99 please call 2367645691 for more info!!

The cheese man Is a Lat Lat Boy HUH hunk of cheese HUH

by Chunky Man January 15, 2020

Stinky Cheese Man

One who eats large quantities of cheese and as a result, discharges a type of sweat that smells like old cheese.

Stinky Cheese Man: "I'd like to order the cheese shrimp please."
Subject #2: "Jesus, what's that smell"?
Stinky Cheese Man: "YAOOOO! Nee Hee Haw!"

by Each it and I May 18, 2013

man cheese

Man cheese is another name for smegma that accumulates under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis which is not washed regularly.

"John was just so disgusting in the morning. I couldn't describe it, he was just man cheese."

"He smells like man cheese"

by Beta Eta Nick December 29, 2007

Cheese Man

A fucking hypocrite

Man, BMTS is so corrupted because its owner is a Cheese Man

by Some Random Bird Thing October 21, 2020

The Cheese Man

If your name is the cheese man, aka Alfie Spittle then you are a top shagger at cherry fucking Bay. Went Zante and ended up eating out an OAP on the kitchen side that had crabs. Drives a Corsa that has a dirty black box and doesn't go above 20mph the silly cunt. Alfie Spittle, the pussy muncher with a cheesy Helmet.

The cheese man says
: Oi cheeso, is it sweet like chocolate?

by CherryBay July 12, 2023

cheese man

a cheese man is someone (most knowingly a person that is bald) he has an orange face and almost all his face is the same skin tone which makes him look like a cheese.

someone: so what type of guys are you into?
namjoon: “i’m really into the cheese man”

by devilicpower July 7, 2020