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cheese whiz

Canned non-food item!
by Dave August 13, 2003
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cheese whiz

A rare medical disorder whereby n00bs at sex ejaculate and urinate at the same time, generally all over their fat partner's face. This medical condition was the inspiration behind the commercially successful condiment known as Cheez Whiz.
when BIlly Bob was done, Juanita had cheese whiz all down her hairy asscrack

"yo deaggg, after she finished rocking my cock i chezzed whizz all in her eyeballz"
by Jerry Slice October 30, 2007
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cheese whiz

O.K., let's say you are fuckin' this girl and she has gonoreah/clamidia and you use no jimmy-hoppers. You fuckin' try to JIZ and it comes out like cheeze wiz because of the glue-like gonno mixed with jizznads.
Dang, I pulled out after jizznads and cheese whiz was all over my dick!
by David!M! January 12, 2006
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Cheese whiz

a "specimin" which adds Personality
by i love cheese whiz June 16, 2010
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cheese-whiz

When a woman asks you to spray cheese-whiz in her snatch and use crackers to scoop it out and eat it.
"Kathy asked me to cheese-whiz her last night"
by hkgasd October 7, 2007
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cheese-whiz

Derogatory slang for a cheap -- often unreliable and/or unsupported -- immitation product.
"... that's what you get for using a cheese-whiz surge protector."
by Andon September 8, 2006
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cheese whiz

the best thing ever made.

the best thing you could dip things in.

the best gift you could give your stomache
by sicker than frick July 17, 2016
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