one cheek sneak

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.

I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.

by hoot rider January 5, 2010

Double-Cheek Sneak

When both of a girls buttcheeks are hanging or "sneaking" out of her shorts.

In Florida, all of the common girls on the street have double-cheek sneaks.

by salohcin August 30, 2013

Left Cheek Sneak

To create a distraction with your hands on the right side, and discretely pass serious wind from the left side of your buttocks.

"an atrocious smell came from dave's left side while he was fixing his papers on the desk to his right, must have been a left cheek sneak"

by Eric Parma-John September 9, 2007

right cheek sneak

While sitting, tilt to your left and fart.

Pedro snuck in a right cheek sneak during todays meeting and cleared the room.

by chris koob March 2, 2004

one cheek sneak

A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.

Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.

by The JoshMeister101 June 8, 2009

The left cheek sneak

When you lift your left cheek and slowly, and quietly pass gas

When Tom was in a meeting he preformed the left cheek sneak and no one knew that he even farted

by OkBoomer69 November 4, 2019

left cheek sneak

Letting a quick fart out while lifting your left buttock.

"EW, what's that smell? Mike, did you perform a left cheek sneak in here?"

by Elektra May 6, 2006