Checking a man’s left hip

When an annoying girl on tiktok posts about doing something random that has other implicit meaning and gives no further explanation so people are stuck wondering what her made up shit means.

This girl posted about checking a man’s left hip. She needs to get a life and stop wasting people’s time. Although all these people have time to waste if they are on tiktok.

by Gurtthespurt January 20, 2022

checking the breeze of the storm

A one-man effort to create a meme

- "Hey, why is that guy wearing a shirt that says 'Wippity Woppity Waaap' ?"

- "Looks like he's checking the breeze of the storm and failing"

by Jay Zadda September 24, 2009

checking the digits

v. Thorough and generally spontaneous inspection of one's fingers.

Aristotle: "Why is Socrates looking at his fingers?"
Plato: "Man, he's just checking the digits, ain't nothing wrong with that."

by flammable_hammable March 22, 2010

checking the baggage

"Checking the baggage" refers to the act of arranging or rearranging the contents of one's trousers (i.e. penis and testicles) in order to ensure's one's own comfort while sitting, standing, playing the piano, etc.

Hamish missed his stop while riding the bus as he was busy checking the baggage and didn't hear the driver call out "Gropecunt Lane!"

by Hieronymus March 29, 2008

Checking your frequency

When the autistic kid does those weird ass nosies and goes from high to low.

Checking your frequency is the worst sound ever.

by H2Toxic September 1, 2017

Checking the Cookies

Similar to the classic Dutch Oven, but rather ones ownself farts and peaks inside to get a whiff of their own medicine

“Oh man that was a good one (fart), I’m gonna check the cookies!”

“Dude, stop checking the cookies, your letting all your ass breath out of your blankets and it’s stinking up the room”

by Corbear123 May 27, 2018

checking the meter

Euphemism used to temporarily excuse oneself from a social gathering--presumably to see how much time is left on the (non-existent) parking meter--in order to do drugs.

"I'll be right back, I gotta check the meter."

by doritoboi May 28, 2004