furry checkbook

The act of using sex to pay for a good or service.

Amber couldn't pay Greg for her valtrex, so she used her furry checkbook.

by furrycheckbookers October 15, 2006

The Cheatwood Erection

The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.

How hot was that girl you fucked last night?

Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.

by Tent Condom September 25, 2008

Chatboo

A group of friends that hang out in ranboos offline chat. Some of the best people ive ever meet ily/p

Chatboo make me feel happy and loved

by Catlaysonbed December 15, 2021

Niggers-Checkbook

Extremely fucked up to the max.

Last night I drank a gallon of whiskey and I was more fucked up than a niggers-checkbook.

by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019

catbook

it's facebook, but for cats!

did you see fluffy's catbook site? she's such a little whore....

by doubleu January 28, 2008

balance the checkbook

masturbating while taking a crap. thus making a deposit and a withdraw.

while watching porn and eating spicy nachos, andrew suddenly had to go balance the checkbook.

by ryfunk November 29, 2007

chatboo

a place some losers hang out and they’re also friends??

Jacob Sartoroius: Hey babe, wanna hang out tonight?

Olive: Sorry Im hanging out with chatboo

by mmmmdonuts November 21, 2021