Skip to main content

Cherry Cheese Cake

1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.

2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.
"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"
by Joel McCabe November 26, 2006
mugGet the Cherry Cheese Cake mug.

Cheese Cake

A creamy dessert made with cream cheese and on a graham cracker crust. Useful for stabbing with a spork.
Person #1: *stabs cheese cake*
Person #2: Did you just stab that cheese cake?
Person #1: Creamy violence!
by Amber June 28, 2004
mugGet the Cheese Cake mug.

Strawberry Cheese-cake

A simple sexual manouver in which a man punches their partner in the nose shortly after ejaculating in their mouth - thus inducing a nose-bleed that mixes with said man-juices to form a 'strawberry cheese-cake.'
Boy1: I 'strawberry cheese-caked' your mum last night.

Boy2: Shut it ya doss cunt.
by JayFizzleNizzle December 16, 2008
mugGet the Strawberry Cheese-cake mug.

cheese cake

by BuBBa SpaRX January 25, 2005
mugGet the cheese cake mug.

Pamela Cheese Cake

A Pamela Cheese Cake is when you are having boob sex but you flip it around so your ass is in her face and she starts to eat your ass while you titty fuck her.
Sebastian: So last night I Pamela Cheese Caked my girlfriend.

Jacob: Cool how does your butt feel?
mugGet the Pamela Cheese Cake mug.

Cherry Cheese Cake

1. This is what might happen when a male and female conduct sexual intercourse while the female is on her 'monthly cycle'

2. When a girl loses her Virginity, and if the male has ejaculated, then this is what they have made.. how nice.
"..and this Cherry cheese cake ran all down her leg.."
by leavethisplace July 1, 2003
mugGet the Cherry Cheese Cake mug.

ass muffin cheese cake patato fries

a phrase you scream when you stub your toe
you stub your toe
and scream "ass muffin cheese cake patato fries
by urban genius May 12, 2009
mugGet the ass muffin cheese cake patato fries mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email