Keelin Chatfield

The girl from avatar who smells like a horse

wow that gender neutral keelin Chatfield really has the facial features of a horse

by Nibbyslip#number3 April 12, 2022

Hatfield Peverel

A quaint village located in the South East of Essex, England notorious for a strong farming community as well as the level of drive by shootings being considerably larger than that of neighbouring villages. Key land marks are The Great Barn, where 80% of all newborns are conceived and ironically delivered by Nurse of the Year 2009 Sara Nitram, The Village Hall where many functions take place including the annual HoeDown where performers such as Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have found fame. Noted residents include Lady Sophia "Fifi" Martiani, winner of the largest pumpkin competition 10 years consecutively. She was once quoted in Garden's World Magazine as saying "Hatfield Peverel is my heart, soul and body"

Their village slogan "Hatfield Peverel, you'll always find a smile here"

by soapasaurus August 3, 2010

cole caufield

one hot hockey mf.

“who is the hottest player in the nhl?”
“has to be cole caufield obvi”

by imboredasf January 9, 2022

Canfield

The most Boring City this side of the world. The kids of the area find entertainment in things such as watching corn stalks grow or paint dry. However this rousing amusement can only go on for so long until the local police decide to break it up because there isn't one thing bad ever happneing here. Fair Warning to all: if you would like to drive through going un-noticed by the police then do not dirve a car that costs under 13,000 dollars or has a black person in it.

I was once stopped by the Canfield police officer (a.k.a. the blonde bitch) for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign, this would be fair enough however I was RUNNING on the sidewalk.

by boredinclanfield August 4, 2007

shatfield

South-Hatfield

Shithole of a place in Hertfordshire. Has the University of Hertfordshire attached to it, the biggest campus university in the UK. All students there hate Hatfield, and the residents of Hatfield feel the same back.

God, get me out of Shatfield.

by meltie October 8, 2003

cole caufield

a stud. montreal prospect number 1

Yo, did you saw that Cole Caufield goal last night?

by wayne glensky May 2, 2021

Canfield Fair

Ohio's largest gathering of suburbanites, rural white trash, niggers, wiggers, Italians, and geezers.

Runs 6 days, starting on a Wednesday running through Labor Day.

Most of the time, it smells like horse shit unless you're right near all the food vendors.

Person #1: Hey are you going to the Canfield Fair this year?

Person #2: I live in Youngstown. What the fuck do you think?

Person #1: Touche.

by ytownrepresent August 31, 2010