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Chasist

A guy named chase being racist.
Man, chase was being so chasist around those minorities last night.
by Bigmike696969 April 27, 2021
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Higgins Storm Chasing

A “weather forecasting” page run by that bloke who always tells your mates he’s caught a fish “this bloody big!” but he had to throw it back and didn’t get a photo in time.

Every time there’s potential for a storm, he releases a caps-lock filled tirade about how it’s going to be the end of days and we all need to start choosing who to eat first in our Higgins-endorsed storm bunkers.

Of course, he only knows about the storms because of weather models and charts provided to him by various actual meteorological services, including the BOM. He thinks he’s better than the BOM, and will point to the few times there has been a bad storm and he’s “predicted” it (ignoring the hundreds times he’s forecasted armageddon and there’s been some patchy showers and thunder).

He has an oblivious army of facebook idiots who find the BOM forecasts too confusing with their “percentages” and stuff. The kind of people who need their kids to come over every time they want to print something. Idiot bower-birds attracted to the shiny, colourful Higgins buzzword-vomit forecasts.
Higgins: There's going to be an apocalyptic thuperthell this thunday trust me, hide your wives and prepare your canned food I know this stuff trust me.

Me: what about that last time you predicted an apocalyptic Supercell? Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Dammit Higgins Storm chasing why would you lie to us like this?
by Brabbyscrawhauck January 21, 2020
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Chasity-phobic

when you lack braincells and don’t stan Chasity
yo that uggo isn’t letting me steal their tocos, they’re Chasity-phobic
by hh29 September 19, 2021
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chasing peacocks

Behavior perpetrated by a drunk girl that is intended to be wild and crazy but almost always is just absurd and often humiliating.
"Stacey was so hammered, she was chasing peacocks before the party even started"

or

"Patty tried to impress the crowd with her karaoke, but ended up just chasing peacocks"
by JTrainMon October 12, 2011
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booty chasing

to abandon friends, responsibility, and pride in the pursuit of female ass; occurs most often in social settings.
Damn, I blacked out last night but Will couldn't help me because he was too busy booty chasing.
by StepOlive January 30, 2019
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paper chasin hoe

a trashy female who goes after guys with money for their money.
That girl only sleeps with guys who buy her stuff, she's such a paper chasin hoe.
by Allegra Sinclair April 12, 2007
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Chakir

Chakir. Oh, how sexy a human can be. If you ever come across a Chakir in your life, don't lose him.
This guy is wise, a great long term partner and is always working towards long term growth.
Besides being extremely hot, this guy has some high intelligence as well, that's why Chakir could also be used as a term for a sexy/intelligent human being (Compare it to being sexy and having brains)
Oh wow, I think that guy is a Chakir, he's good looking and has some brains as well!
by NatteGans June 14, 2020
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