My Chapstick is sweet

If your ever asked if you like sweet things and you respond, Yes, To a response of My Chapstick is sweet, it means their asking you to come and taste it, off their lips ;)

Oh you like sweet things? My Chapstick is sweet

by The Rizzier August 19, 2023

secondhand chapstick

whenever you kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend after they just put on chapstick and you get their chapstick on your lips thus moisturizing your lips for the rest of the day.

My boyfriend was wearing so much chapstick that when I kissed him, I got secondhand chapstick. My lips were moisturized the rest of the day.

by bassistforgod07 January 27, 2010

Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry

Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!

by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019

share chapstick

A phrase used to imply one's desire to touch lips with another persons' lips.

Mario looked at Dirty Di's lips longingly and asked, "So... uh, you wanna share chapstick or what?"

by Møtørbøatër July 5, 2015

The Salty Chapstick

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.

Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

by MuffinMuncher24 May 1, 2022

sex chapstick

The tastiest chapstick a girl can wear.

-"I like flavor. Don't you like it when you kiss a girl and she' wearing cherry chapstick."
-"I don't like cherry."
-"Well then, don't you like it when she's wearing sex chapstick."
-"Yes. Yes I do."

by Strandchez December 20, 2008

Susie Chapstick

A crap that remains partially lodged in the asshole and requires copious amounts of toilet paper to wipe off. It's so named because the mechanics of the said crap are very similar to a container of chapstick as it gradually rises out of the tube and is very slowly wiped off. A Susie Chapstick usually involves a fecal consistency that is very pasty or putty-like (see definition for "chad"), and often occurs when the individual is semi-constipated, thus lacking the GI motility to pass that offending last piece of shit completely through the anus. Ironically, Susie Chapsticks have a high affinity for occurring in public restrooms with limited or low-grade toilet paper, and no plunger anywhere in sight. To add insult to injury, the person having such a crap is also normally late for something important, like a hot date or job interview.

Wow...Wally has sure been in there a long time. I keep hearing the toilet flush and thought I also heard plunging. He must be having some hellacious Susie Chapstick craps after going on those pain pills.

by gothictom January 25, 2011