La chancla

the thing that causes PTSD and traumitizes young latin kids.

mom:PORQUE REPROVASTE EL EXAMEN???
kid: porque...
mom: NI QUE POQUE NI QUE OCHO CUARTOS VENTE ACA
kid: AHHH LA CHANCLA NO PORFAVORRRR....
and then the poor kid gets his ass whipped. and now has PTSD

by CheepCheep101 March 2, 2020

Chancla

Every hispanic child's worse fear and every hispanic mother's favorite tool.

Kid: Mami i dont want to wash the dishes! no quiero!!!
Mom: Ah..i see, quieres la chancla pinche pendejo? eh?
Kid: No mami! no!

*kid starts washing dishes*
Mom: Eeesssooo, que bien.

by RandomOfCourse February 1, 2020

la chancla

a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass

Latin mom: DO U NOT FUCKING LISTEN CHILD
Latin child: OH SHIT NOT LA CHANCLA

by allygator February 7, 2015

la chancla

A Mexican the instrument of death used by latin mothers to beat their children's asses when they are misbehaving or not following orders

Mother : how dare you disrespect me *pulls out la chancla*
Child : ah shit here we go again

by EmoTeen52 August 31, 2019

andaba hasta las chanclas

A Mexican spanish term defining somebody in the past being extremely under the influence of alcohol. To be fucked up.

Damn, yesterday George andaba hasta las chanclas. I feel bad for him today.

by SoCalledChicana February 15, 2014

Chancla

A weapon of mass destruction and a hasterical weapon

Do u want a chancla. No that's what I thought

by the-bird May 8, 2018

la chancla

most feared melee weapon in mexico. artifact discovered by dora. abilities: who hold beprepared for an ass beating

diego: shut up im playing smash bros
mom: oh really come here and take the la chancla
diego: mom dont do it

by black jesus121 January 23, 2020