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champagne problem

A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.
Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.
by sfcityboy November 22, 2011
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Champagne Papi

Why the actual fuck is drake's Instagram name Champagne Papi. Da fuq?
by Doglover1324 July 2, 2018
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champagne for our real friends

Here's to champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends!
- Old Irish Toast
Here's to champagne for our real friends!
by I, Wreckerrr December 17, 2020
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champagne lovers

a song that was given a preview on TikTok by Niall Horan and should be released but he won’t do it when it will be adored by everyone.
Champagne lovers is a beautiful song which Niall Horan should release.
by mollball03 August 25, 2020
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Hillbilly champagne

White Lightning moonshine made with fruit flavors, popular for celebration.
The McCrory wedding featured all the peach and cherry hillbilly champagne you could drink! YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAW!!!
by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016
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Scamp Champ

An attractive female who pity fucks men less desirable than herself in order to boost her extremely fragile self worth.
I'll tell ya kid, talk about a scamp champ. your Mother is a real semen demon, mnnhmm, glazed and steamin. Is her name really Theresa?
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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champagne creamer

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened
Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer
by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015
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