World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009

Cyclo Maniacs Championship

20 people in costumes riding bicycles on the moon

Me, the host: and now, introducing, the Cyclo Maniacs Championship. The winners of the previous cyclo maniacs races will races their bikes on the moon, without a spacesuit

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

nfc championship round

The final NFC game right before the Superbowl where any team gets to show up and beat the Green Bay Packers.

before the Superbowl every team gets a practice match against Green Bay in the nfc championship round. whether you are the Giants, Niners, Seahawks, or Tampa.

by TheChavez 14 January 25, 2021

championship mode

Noun- mental state that requires a sports fan to be so absorbed in a game, that he or she believes they are affecting the outcome of the game. A person in championship mode demonstrates devotion to their team by remaining focused on the game and staying sober.
Note: championship mode should only be used for highly meaningful regular season games and postseason games.

Mike was intense at Saturday’s game. I’ve never heard anyone so loud and he threatened to kill a FSU fan. He was definitely in championship mode.

by mlmintampa November 5, 2008

AFC Championships

A football game every year where a lucky team gets to play the New England Patriots for a chance to play in yhe superbowl

"You watching the game tommorow"

"Yea, can't wait for the fucking patriots to win the AFC championships again"

by Patrick mahommes January 22, 2019

championship level

the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population

I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level.

by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008

Championshipness

the act of being so great, of doing something so well, that you are above a champion

Great job on your chores, Jay. You have achieved championshipness.

by bluminnatti August 21, 2020