Chairdrobe

Throw in ya damn clothes in ya chair because your too lazy to put em up. If a chair ain't available, refer to a beddrobe or a floordrobe

This nigga has a messy ass chairdrobe

by Darkprime366 July 21, 2016

Chairdrobe

When your clothes are not clean enough to put in the wardrobe but not dirty enough for laundry, so the chair it is!!

Mom: is that going to the laundry?
me: no
Mom: Then your wardrobe?
me:no
Mom: DO NOT TELL ME YOU'RE TURNING YOUR CHAIR TO A CHAIRDROBE!!!

by Whyisaaliya October 5, 2019

Chairphobic

People that hate chairs

Im chairphobic to school chairs

by NotRealDream8K November 8, 2021

Chairanoia

Fear that the chair you are sitting on is going to crumble under the weight of your fat ass.

The cheap plastic lawn furniture gave him chairanoia so he opted to stand. Just because you're chairanoid, doesn't mean your chair isn't going to break.

by Benjin5 June 23, 2019

chairbobiniggapants

A chairbobiniggapants is the result of six dwarves sneaking inside of the television port of your TV causing a large amount of dwarve semen to evenly spread across the inside of the screen, warping and distorting the screen right when you are watching spongebob episode 5 season 4 causing spongebob to look like he is now a black chair, then the episode continues to show mister crabs telling him to get back to work resulting in it looking like mr. krabs is being racist towards the chairbobi since he is now black.

GET BACK TO WORK CHAIRBOBINIGGAPANTS!

by AmSidDestroyerOfCocks December 5, 2023