Chag

Half chav Half Slag

Chav + Slag-------> Chag

That girl is a CHAG.

by TomphiS April 14, 2008

Chag

Adjective: calling someone weird or annoying

He's such a chag

by Furries arefucketh December 4, 2018

Chag

A Naruto fan who annoyingly believes in the powers of Chi; Shortened version of Chi fag.

He thinks Naruto is cool? What a chag.

by BonesawMcGraw May 11, 2010

chagging

Chagging is the portmanteau (combination) of choking and gagging. It is usually accompanied by an embarrassing loud, wet sound. Chagging has been referenced by Garfunkel and Oates in their "BJ Song."

I get so embarrassed when I'm giving my boyfriend a blowjob and I start chagging on his cock.

by ftw24 December 27, 2016

chags

n. Actually an acronym, it stands for "Crabs, Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis" and is the mother of all sexually transmitted diseases. Contraction essentially equals total genitalia necrosis. Common carriers include crack Ho's, aspiring metrosexuals, niggra'z, and poo pipe perpetrator's. The New England Journal of Medicine states that any and all pharmacological research for cures is pointless. Uber suffering of rectal cheese wire face and the Vader Helmetwith this disease is inevitable.

I dumped my fiancé at the alter, when I noticed she had some sort of cottage cheezy, smegma-dripping stanky chunky puddle of regurgitated afterbirth running out of her vagina, which turned out to be CHAGS. She spontaneously combusted from it 10 minutes later.

by Phenolic December 2, 2003

chag

an adjective used to describe someone who comes off as a douche or jerk.

"I can't believe the USA is in the hands of such a chag!"
"asking someone out then refusing to pay is a pretty chaggish thing to do."

by jerkwaddicus October 4, 2018

CHAGS

stands for "C"limidia, "H"erpys, "A"ids,
"G"hanaria, and "S"yfailis.

yo man what is your damage! you nailed that girl, she has CHAGS. you are some kind of ass clown.

by treovor langley October 17, 2004