creaning

Kicking a player off of a team because you think you have a better one to take his place.

With zero scholarships available, but a 0 star prospect verballing, it was time for the IU basketball program to do some house Creaning by kicking off a kid who was told he would be the next D-Wade only a year earlier.

by Flex Chesterson April 29, 2009

creasing

Laughing so hard that u cant say anything or make any noise

Lucy: *says something funny*
Keegan: *creases*
Lucy: Oh look! Keegan is creasing. He's laughing so hard.

by Vxaei November 24, 2018

Spite Creaming

The act of cumming, but only to the dismay of a group (or less) of people.

commonly used during NNN (No Nut November)

"WTF no hatecrimes you can win NNN D: "

"No *cums on the last day as an act of spite creaming*

by RandoDefinesWords November 30, 2022

creaming

someone who's so turned on by something or other that they begin to produce some pre-cum/fanny juice.

I can feel myself creaming when britney is performing.

by Mistra September 1, 2003

creaming my jorts

A phrase popularized on the site quotev dot com, that typically means that you're excited, find something cool etc. Its used in place of statements such as "thats so cool!" Or "they're so hot!"

omg is that kite hxh? Im literally creaming my jorts rn.

by gingslittlecreampie April 4, 2021

creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.

*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*

by muph October 12, 2021

Creaning

Spending so much time at the tanning salon that your skin appears orange.

After another session of creaning, he looked like a cross between Tom Arnold and an Oompa Loompa.

by illinoisportsfan April 30, 2009