Anti-centrism

Anti centrism is a joke political ideology that centers on calling together all 4 corners of the political compass to set aside there differences and unite under one common goal, to get rid of the moderate centrist majority and turn everyone into an extremist. In effect to Burn the fence down that all the moderates are sitting on and dismantle the Overton Window. There goal Is to get rid of the middle and then culture war it out so a true society can rise from the ashes of political bullshit

After seeing the current political landscape I think anti-centrism is the way to go...

by Anonathan Chancler July 12, 2019

Centerised

how to say it:
center - eyesed

the act of making something centred

bob centerised his penis

by your mum chest hair January 19, 2014

centeringitis

In the design industry: an illness that is contracted through consistent client requests to center content: images, text, alignments, etc. The worst cases of centeringitis are seen through constant requests and even requests of having multiple central axis points on the same piece.

Johnny, I think I have contracted centeringitis and want to jump out the window.

by ComicSans August 30, 2010

Extreme Centrist

A person who despises both the extreme left and the extreme right.

Extreme Leftist: If you don't use my proposed preferred gender pronouns you are a transphobic Nazi fascist bully boy.

Extreme Rightist: If you haven't worked out the elites have formed a secret cabal of Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles and only Donald Trump can save us, then you're a radical leftist, Antifa-loving communist traitor.

Extreme Centrist: Can you both just STFU!! You're ruining my social media experience.

by DanVH January 28, 2021

Centrist

A Republican who wants to smoke pot.

“Y’know, I’m somewhat of a centrist myself” *proceeds to subscribe to almost exclusively right-wing beliefs*

by FRUIITPUNCH September 13, 2019

Centerico

The name of the town on Long Island formerly known as Centereach. Since its invasion of mexicans and illegal immigrants, it is now known as Centerico. the name was given to Centerach by its cross town rivals, the town of Selden.

VIVA LA CENTERICO!!!!!

I need to get out of Centerico before i start working at the diner too.

by WPC 4 LIFE September 19, 2008

Enlightened Centrist

When someone claims to be a moderate or a centrist due to a belief that both sides of the political spectrum are unreasonable or extreme. Typically used in a negative connotation.

Person 1: I refuse to join a political party because the left and the right have BOTH gone insane!
Person 2: Oh God, you're such an enlightened centrist...

by BobraAnn February 1, 2021