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celloma

The waking coma-like state of persons walking in public and utilizing their cellular phones, Blackberries, or similar electronic hand-held devices that prevents such persons from being aware of their immediate surroundings, including passersby.
"This dumb-fuck in a celloma bumped into me on the street, knocking my coffee all over my coat."
by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009
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caloom

A term in London for a male (14-26) who is the ultimate "fuck boi"

A "Caloom" will be found wearing Adidas tracksuits complete with a New York Yankees' snap back.

Derived from the name Calum (a typical name for a "fuck boi"); he will often treat girls as his "bitches", drink heavily (only beer) and be a general waste of space.
Man 1: "Oi mate do you like Mikey"
Man 2: "Nah he's such a Caloom have you seen the way he dresses"
Man 1: Yeah that twat pisses me off.
by jarper1907 May 19, 2016
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im afucking idiot
culoombo!
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Cloomper

Cloompers is a massive horse hoof
'woah look at that horse'
'yeah those are some massive cloompers'
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cloomp

is the act of touching another man's dick
come here play with my cloomp
by clitchomper January 3, 2021
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cloomer

the cloomers down by worthnington square give half and halfs for L75 pounds.
by tim-tim April 23, 2004
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Cloom

An idiot who isn't funny and just annoys everyone around him.
Ugh cloom is so stupid smh
by TIFFANY MAYUMI February 24, 2021
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