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Ceiling Fan

When a woman ties five men together with their backs facing a common center, then ties all of them to the ceiling, then proceeds to spin them around in a circle, making their dicks hit her face in rapid succession, similar to the blades of a ceiling fan.
Boy: Everytime i walk into my house after school, my mom is playing with the ceiling fan, but i can never figure out how to turn it off...
by xXWhitmanXx November 13, 2014
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Philadelphia Ceiling Fan

Sexual act wherein male is positioned directly over female with female performing fellatio. As male is about to climax, he pulls out and rapidly flings penis back and forth, smattering female's face with ejaculate, or in this case, cream cheese.
by Mr. Cleo August 26, 2006
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Ceiling Fan

A spinning object on your ceiling. Commonly used to strap children to as punishment.
Billy said a bad word?! Better strap him to the Ceiling Fan
by RustyVegetable August 19, 2019
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ceiling fan

A man is having sex with a woman on a bed and the woman is on top when the man gives an especially hard thrust, sending the woman's head into the ceiling fan. After this, the woman is sent reeling in pain, at which time the man ejaculates into the woman's bleeding scalp.
I ceiling fanned that bitch last night, now I have blood stains on my wall.
by flompydonkydick August 21, 2007
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ceiling fan penguin

used to describe the umbrella of definitions that have something to do with a sex position or a drug.
Person 1: bro have you looked up delta-8 on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no bro let me guess it's gonna be a ceiling fan penguin
by ghoste69 September 11, 2022
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Commit Ceiling Fan

An attempt to hang yourself by a Ceiling fan like a dumbass.
My brother tried to Commit Ceiling fan but it broke the fan and he was grounded.
by Daddy Shrimp Dick January 11, 2021
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the ceiling fan

When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.
guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!
by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011
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