Celibitch

When a woman acts like a bitch because she hasn't had sex in a very long time. Coined by Mike in 2009.

Ari has been acting like a real celibitch ever since she and her boyfriend broke up 2 years ago.

by darkolive November 14, 2010

Celibite

Celibite is a term used when you refuse or choose to have sex untill you can prove your self faithfull to do so.

I used to "sleep around" even when I was in a relation ship with somone so i've decided to remain Celibite untill I can prove to my self that I can be faithfull.

by Ashleahhhhhh August 16, 2007

celibate slut

A girl who is a virgin by choice, yet is popular for every other sexual act that lacks vaginal penetration.

You want a blowjob or an eyepopping threeway? GO buy Darla a burger, and tell her you agree. She's the coolest, most experienced celibate slut there is. Way cooler than regular sluts. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!!

by StillHere June 15, 2008

Celibitch

A girl who is not a virgin, but abstains from sex because she is bitter about past relationships

After the club I took Liza to my apartment and literally slept with her, because apparently she is a celibitch.

by riggawaggel October 8, 2011

New Celibate

Someone who has realized that sex is not worth the headache and is sick of the opposite sex. Someone who has realized that the opposite sex is never gonna love them. These people now vowel to be celibate from now on.

I'm so tired of the opposite sex, I'm going to New Celibate myself!

by GingyStew December 30, 2011

celibate

To go without sex, either willingly or not. Reasons include personal, religious, social, or bad luck. Only cure for a celibate individual is a slut or large amounts of alcohol to make the celibate person forget the aforementioned reasons.

Joe was scared of hell, so he decided to remain celibate.
Brian was fat, therefore he was forced to be celibate and instead frequently jerked off.
Due to Anne's many STD's, she laid off the pipe and went celibate.

by TheaXxX March 7, 2008

Celibat

Much like celibate but referring to masterbation. To stop slapping the salami. often prescribed after one masterbates too often causing an uncomfortable rash to form on the shaft.

*WARNING* going celibat can increase the occurence ofNRB's and wet dream's

Rosco went celiBAT for Lent because he's a catho. his goal was 40 but he only made it to 27!

by wynts January 29, 2007