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celestial

A term refering to Chinese people or to the former Chinese Empire. Frequently used in a racist sense, though not nessarly a derogatory word.
In San Fransisco 'round the turn of the 20th century,
celestial neighborhoods were notorious for laundry service.
by BlackPyr January 11, 2006
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Celestiality

Any ethereal cause for otherwise inexplicable coincidence, not thought to necessarily be a god or fate, but rather explained as a purposeful movement of the cosmos. Used as a way of holding onto one's spirituality to explain certain events while still taking a scientific view of the universe.
Friend 1: "I met Rose at a grocery store that I never, ever shop at. I'm not a religious man, but sometimes it feels like too much of a coincidence."

Friend 2: "Sometimes the world just works like that, man. Certain things match up so well, it feels like a celestiality."
by AiboHikari July 28, 2012
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Celestial

a HOT!! chick, often times refer to as an angel from above
that chick is so celestial
by Joe November 24, 2004
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Celesti

The Bestest friend you could ever have. Guys be careful she will unintentionally lead you on. But she does not intend it. Celesti's are very sociable and care deeply for others. They definitely need someone to look out for them as there loving personality will drain them emotionally. If you have a celesti in your life don't take advantage of it. Value your time with her. But don't let her flirty vibe lead you on because its not worth risking a friendship with her.
Omg did you hear what celesti did for that girl. She's so nice.
by Realbruh8083 January 12, 2020
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Celestial

My site is more Celestial than yours is.
by Josie November 1, 2003
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Celestial

I wish my board were Celestial.
by Josie November 1, 2003
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Celestial Ejaculate

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.
After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.
by MightierToaster August 22, 2010
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