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Cauliflower butt

The girls a cauliflower butt but still loves it up the bum...
by TrousersPants September 15, 2018
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52 Cauliflower Ln

a term used on Friday night cranks to name an adress
jerred: where are you. other person: where are you ? jerred:

52 Cauliflower Ln
by fridaynight kick ass August 29, 2010
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cauliflower cheese

As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.
Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok
by j7x November 25, 2006
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Salvador Cauliflower Burger

A specialized burger that comes with cauliflower
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Salvador Cauliflower Burger, it comes with cauliflower!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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Cauliflower Fart

In the same family as the broccoli fart, the cauliflower fart will appear in the bowels some time after consuming cauliflower and produces a substantial amount of heat accompanied by a deep sulfurous bouquet. These farts are known to linger for seemingly inconceivable time periods.
Last night I unleashed a raunchy cauliflower fart before I got out of the car. When Sandy got up to take the kids to school the next day it was still in there. I guess the kids were crying pretty bad about the stench.
by bl1979 October 19, 2010
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Cauliflower Surprise

1. When you have an uncircumcised penis and you tuck raw meat in between your foreskin and the head of your penis. Leave it there for a week without showering. White fungus should have formed by this point on the raw rotting meat. Then let your girlfriend go down on your penis and when it's in her mouth yank back your foreskin and yell cauliflower surprise.
I wanted to teach this girl a lesson for cheating so a gave her a cauliflower surprise.
by Vortakai February 7, 2018
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canadian cauliflower

by Kaylswim January 29, 2017
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