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convicted

n. a fucking gay ass south jersey metal band with no singer. haha, rob thinks you guys are faggots. dave knows about 3 chords, jared knows 2 time signatures, and they all fuck eachother at band practice. god they are gay. i would rather listen to a fat black man having an orgasim than listen to them for two seconds.
oh shit, dude, we suck, lets just give up playing instruments and never make fun of fallen rebel for being better than us ever again...thank you, goodnight
by nik October 25, 2004
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Don't Ass, Get Convicted

An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.
John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.
by NillaZilla June 16, 2017
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Convictedkiller

Someone Convicted of Murder.

Or, the alias of an extreamly witty, unbelievably clever and insanely hansom person.
Holy Shit! He's just been found Guilty of mudering all those people...

Or, A, that convictedkiller has been entertaining everyone again.
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catdicked

the act of being fooled by a man's large body size into thinking his penis will be of comparable measure, but is unsatisfactory. Credit to @anisaMFxo
Omg girl I got catdicked by big Johnny last night
by Lololidothis October 10, 2013
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cadicted

its alot like addicted, only from the mouth of a very wise 6 year old, who loves to use big words, but known not what they mean nor how to REALLY say them.
she is cadicted potatoes.
by just me right here January 26, 2011
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CatDicked

When a guy is prescribed Viagra or Cialis when you first meet and then goes off of it
I wake up! Omg! What is that? Did I just get CatDicked
by Yam derf November 1, 2018
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Convicted

1. Having been declared guilty of a criminal offense by the verdict of a jury or the decision of a judge.

"He was convicted of burglary."
Why are these definitions about Convicted so wrong?
by bruhthisismyhandle August 31, 2021
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