Due to a change in circumstances, Casterton School is now currently on path to take over the world - in the words of Beyonce 'who runs the world...girls (girls). 5 new schools are currently being planned to be built, beginning 2014, across the United Kingdom. A further runway is being built at the Casterton School airport in order to accomodate the numerous outward journeys to their international schools, running the language departments in Madrid, Berlin and Paris as a result of finding a sack of diamonds in a time capsule in the Sixth Form Common Room ceiling, there is no longer any need for our shares in Gringotts.
After long deliberation with MGM studios they are currently filming the pilot season of MIC (Made In Casterton), guest starring former pupil Keith Lemon and the Spice Girls.
Upon entering Casterton School, new pupils are trained in first aid, given an engraved segway and assigned their own personal body guard resembling Ryan Gosling.
The Casterton School song, as of 12/06/13 will become the National Anthem. One heart, one way.
After long deliberation with MGM studios they are currently filming the pilot season of MIC (Made In Casterton), guest starring former pupil Keith Lemon and the Spice Girls.
Upon entering Casterton School, new pupils are trained in first aid, given an engraved segway and assigned their own personal body guard resembling Ryan Gosling.
The Casterton School song, as of 12/06/13 will become the National Anthem. One heart, one way.
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A land filled with not only the usual high school stoners but also an abundance of "lax brahs" and sluts.
If you are interested in this school just remember that recently there have been a number of crimes and a large amount of drug abuse.
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Also know that the school is run by some of the biggest bitches known to mankind.
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