Willa Catheter

A 19th-20th century female writer who wrote such classic books as "O Pioneers of Urine Purification!" and "My Antonia and Her UTI Problem."

I thoroughly enjoy the imagery Willa Catheter created in her novels by describing in such vivid detail the insertion of cleansing tubes into the female urinary tract.

by Halesite November 7, 2013

cutlets

Rubbery material which is inserted in a lady's bra cup to increase her cleavage. The pieces look like chicken cutlets, hence their name.

Question: Did Jane Doe get a boob job?
Answer: No, she's just wearing cutlets.

by Diva~D~light July 7, 2008

Catheter Bag

a bag used to hold piss/urine, which is connected to the vangine/penis part where the wee comes out. Can be disposable or not, and is often used in hospitals.

"Hey can i get a catheter bag in here?" "oi cassie get in here!!!!"

or

"hey did u see cassies face the other day?" "yeh it looked kinda like a catheter bag...ewww"

by bonbon08 August 10, 2009

Carlet

Has the best scrumptious juicy delicious Ass. She also a bad bitch so don’t mess with her. Watch out she steals any mans she sees. Nicknames for her; Thickums

Carlet lookin thick as she should

by Steal yo mans June 29, 2020

Catheter Club

Prestigious drinking club of men who consume so much alcohol they wake up that night in the hospital to an RN Inserting a Catheter into the urethra of their penis.

Brock: Yo dude did you hear what happened to Bruno last night?
Brian: Yeah man, He got so trashed last night he kicked in his X's side mirrors and woke up screaming to a nurse putting a catheter into his dick head.
Brock: Finally we're not the only two out of our friends in the Catheter Club!

by CrazySteve49 February 21, 2013

Dusty Cutlet

A woman who has gone through menopause and has a dried up vagina

Pete "Yo Ice, I hear your going out to California to fuck that older broad"

Chaz " Yea man. The bitch is like 50, shes got a real dusty cutlet. I better bring some lube"

by HemDazon August 12, 2018

breaded chicken cutlet

During sex on the beach the male slips out his piece, rubs in the sand and reinserts into the unsuspecting vajayjay.

So I was banging this chic on the beach, things were going great but after i gave her the breaded chicken cutlet things got wierd.

by bigwilliestyle January 7, 2009