Catholic

Catholic is supposed to refer to all the semi-autonomous churches of Christianity that recognize the Bishop of Rome (also known as the Pope) as its leader. However, Roman Catholics, being the most stuck-up and snotty of the bunch, have begun to take it as meaning only them. This really, really annoys all the Eastern Rite Catholics that get called Orthodox because they're not.
Joe: Gee, I wish Roman Catholics weren't so annoying.
Jim: Yeah, I wish they would realize that we're Catholic too.
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Catholic

A religion that belongs in Europe and Europe only. America is a Protestant nation!

Catholicism was the Jews’ biggest mistake.
Catholicism is European Christianity. It takes from Euro Paganism in essence. Meaning, it is a Pagan form
of Judeo-Christianity. Protestantism is the true Orthodox Christianity. (in essence)
by Levi Ebenezer the Wicked January 11, 2021
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cathole

A hole you dig to go to the bathroom in when you are camping.
"Is there a bathroom anywhere near the campsite?"

"No, but you can dig a cathole in the wooded area over there"
by alamarang March 07, 2005
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catholic

John is a catholic. He has over 9000 cats.
by schn1 March 07, 2010
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cathole

The anal opening usually encrusted with feces of an ordinary house feline.
Hey, get Fluffy off my table! I don't want to eat where his cathole has been.
by julieisthere March 22, 2010
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Catholent

People who claim to be of the Catholic religion but only practice it during Lent. Usually pissing off all the non Catholics friends during this period with their "I can only have fish" protest when someone suggest what to have for dinner.
"Hey honey you wanna go to Tony Roma's tonight?"

"Duh, its Friday and Im Catholent"
by moonpie225 March 06, 2010
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Cathole

Cat who is an asshole = Cathole
Our cat insists on being the first to walk in the front door when we arrive home, yet he takes his sweet time sauntering in, and at times he even begins to walk in, then stops abruptly and looks at me as if to say " you have nothing better to do than wait for me". Our cat is such a cathole.
by SweetPea 2013 September 24, 2017
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