Catarcums [cataracts]

when a guy skeets in your eye blinding you, and it burns like some shit!

My boyfriend tried to cum on my chest, missed, and totally gave me a catarcums cataracts! I had blurry vision for days! OUCH!

by MnM703 January 22, 2009

Cambodian Cataracts

Sexual slang. To be performed while having sex in the standard missionary position. Sex proceeds as normal until just prior to the male reaching an orgasm. When an orgasm is imminent, the male pulls out his penis, takes both his hands and pushes the skin back on the sides of the female's face giving her 'Asian eyes.' While continuing to hold the 'Asian Eye' look on the female's face, the male reaches a climax and ejaculates in both of the female's eyes giving her........ "Cambodian Cataracts."

You haven't lived until you've given Cambodian Cataracts to a MILF you met on Craigs List.

by The Lurker TC July 2, 2009

Cunt hair cataracts

Your red headed friend also known as a kit Kat mother fucker. That won't shut up late at night.

You being a damn cunt hair cataracts

by BK15 July 29, 2021

Cataract Removal

An act performed after thoroughly coating a girl’s eyeballs with your jizz, giving them a glistening iridescent coating, temporarily blinding her. To relieve her clouded vision, you convince her to be very still and keep her stinging peepers wide open. Then you make two fists and slug her very hard simultaneously in the eyes, knocking your milky man-juice from her beautiful baby blues. Thus, you have performed cataract removal.

Veronica: Betty, how did you get two black eyes?
Betty: I underwent cataract removal.

by theinstigator June 4, 2016

The Cataracs

A musical duo from Berkeley California made up of David "Campa" Benjamin Singer-Vine and Niles "Cyranizzy" Hollowell-Dhar. They're versatile as hell, their work ranges from club bangers like "Top of the World" to mellow songs like "My Guitar" if The Cataracs made it, it's probably good. They are also the mastermind producers and songwriters of hits like "Like a G6" by Far East Movement, "Backseat" by New Boyz, and "Bass Down Low" by Dev. Basically, in the huge hit they make, they are a featured artist instead of making it their own (Despite the fact that they probably made the beat, did all the vocal editing, sang the chorus and a verse, and wrote most of the song, talk about humble right?) everything they touch turns to gold and they deserve WAY more recognition for their work.

ex1.)
Person 1:"Omg I loooove dev sooo much"
Person 2:"Yeah? You know she'd be nothing if it weren't for The Cataracs finding her on myspace, having her sing in their songs and appear in their music videos, producing ultra bumpin beats for her songs, hell, one time they wrote their own song, then decided to make another version with her as the lead and released it with her as the main artist! Oh and btw, this song became a hit, talk about humble right?"

ex2.)
Person1"This song has an awesome beat. DAAYUM this song is catchy as hell!"
Person2 *looks up song* "yup, thought so, The Cataracs produced it"

by dogboy10 September 21, 2011

Cataraks

Plural, a make of vehicle manufactured by General Motors.

We like to go cruisin in our phat Cataraks.

by Jiggy Rodney July 24, 2006

cataract

A cataract can be caused from trauma, or more commonly, old age. A cataract is what occurs when your optical lens in your eye becomes so dense, that it cannot allow light to filter to your retinae, effectively making your vision dim and/or blurry.

The only effective means in removing a cataract, and therefore restoring vision, is surgery.

It is believed that cataracts come with age, and that if everyone lived long enough, everyone would develop one.

After being hit with a double A battery that ricocheted off the wall, I developed a massive cataract.

by tacomation August 19, 2006