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catlicker

Literally, one who licks cats. An insult used to insult people without actually insulting them all that much.

Even so, who would lick a cat?
"Dante is such a catlicker."

"What are you doing, you catlicker?!"
by onewconditions March 6, 2010
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Carricked

Carricked. Adjective.. Someone who is unable to grasp basic life concepts.. A person who makes excuses and blames others for their own actions.. The type of person who goes in front of a judge for assault and says it's the victims fault for making him angry..
"Will johnny ever be a grow up and be a man?" No son, Johnny will always be a stuck on stupid and blame others for his actions he's carricked..
by Winstrolbatman November 22, 2017
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Catvicted

A slang contraction for the removal, by either extreme or not so extreme physical force, of the feline who has commandeered your favorite chair, softest pillow, computer keyboard, kitchen counter, etc. Typically followed by said feline giving you a "you really suck" look and an extremely agitated tail flick.
1.Hey furbus, get outta my favorite chair.

<picks up and tosses the cat>

BOOM, you just got catvicted!
by Funklover69 October 5, 2011
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Canadicked

When all the hotties you follow on TT are from Canada and you feel fucked cause your spank bank is full of thoughts of them and your clit is raw from masturbating at the screen.
Liz: Goddammit. It happened again and now I'm sore.
Jen: What did you do?
Liz: I just keep getting Canadicked everytime. Oh Canada, why do you do me like that?

Jen: Here's some ice. It will make you feel like you're in the Great North.
by NautiGirl18 December 11, 2022
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Canadicked

When all of the hotties you follow on TT are from Canada and you feel fucked because your spank bank is full of thoughts of them and your clit is raw from masturbating at the screen.
Liz: Goddammit. It happened again and now I'm sore.
Rana: What did you do now?
Liz: I just keep getting Canadicked everytime. Oh Canada, why do you do me like that?
Rana: Go sit on some ice. It will make you feel like you're in the Great North.
by NautiGirl18 December 11, 2022
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candiced

totally mess up any situation or something of relative importance
I started the race well, but I candiced the ending

Dude, that was a candice if I ever saw one
by DaveEmilio May 26, 2008
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Catdick

another way to say instead of "fuck", "shit" or "bullshit"
This motha fuckas talking some catdick shit...
by jtan13 January 12, 2011
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