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temporal causality poop

The act of pooping so hard that you become immediately hungry and then the proceeding feast only leads to yet another poop. A vicious cycle. Particularly when you can no longer remember if the loop was started by a poop or a meal, at this point you know you have entered a temporal causality poop.
Dude I found the best 24-hour all-you-can-eat Buffet in Vegas with really nice toilets inside. I totally forced myself into a temporal causality poop. I was there for days!
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Catering to the Casuals 

A phenomenon that occurs when a video game developer changes a game mechanic to make the game easier for new players. Alternatively, if a game developer lessens the skill gap, then this phrase fits the mould as well. This typically makes the game less enjoyable over a longer period of time
When call of duty added the perk “final stand” they were catering to the casuals.

Birth Control Casuality 

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc.) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control casuality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant. Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and what little boobs are left seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Casuality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.
Birth Control Casuality by tbd80 November 18, 2010
Casuals play easy games
Or mainstream games.
"Casuals play Halo"
Casuals by Skylah November 2, 2009

casuallation

To ejaculate casually. A casuallation can be neither wanted, expected or premeditated in any way.
No examples necessary, casuallation may happen anywhere at any time. eg. on the bus.
casuallation by vagmeister December 11, 2009

Casualizing 

I spent most my night casualizing with people in the pub.
Casualizing by StabbyJoe September 13, 2010

Caulista 

The weirdest person you will meet. This is the kind of person that lives in her own world. She not onlys livens parties, she makes them. You can't help but love a Caulista, and if you don't there is something seriously wrong with you. A Caulista also has very protective friends, so you'd better hope you're as nice as you possibly can be. You'll regret it if not.
"Dude I just spaced out for like an hour!"
"Wow, you must have some Caulista in you!"
Caulista by renthead13 August 14, 2009