jonny castles

Jonny castles isnt just a man, he's an idea. He lives in all of us and wants to be in all of us. Especially 18-23 year old girls. Its the aura of not giving a fuck, personified. Once touched, forever tainted.

Guy 1 "Hey, there's jonny castles"

Guy 2 "oh yeah."

by J C patootie January 11, 2014

Im a sucker for medieval castles

The best meme in The COD zombies community.

"Im a sucker for medieval castles and thats where we are going in der eisendrache."

by Jason Blundell June 14, 2016

castielism

The religion in which you worship Castiel, who became a god by eating souls from purgatory

My religion is Castielism.

by Destiel_deancas February 19, 2015

The castle school

during summer I cooked a couple steaks on the window sill in the English rooms in the T rooms I froze some peas just in case I got harassed that just says it all

its Unique and an amazing way to describe it.
The castle school

by It wasn’t me January 11, 2019

have fun storming the castle

A.) A quote by Miracle Max in one of the greatest movies of the eighties, The Princess Bride.

B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.

C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.

A.)
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."

B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"

C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."

by hootertooter11 April 15, 2009

Castle Bravo

A massive defecation with a detonation yield equivalent to the Castle Bravo hydrogen bomb detonated at Bikini Atoll in 1954. Like the bomb, a Castle Bravo always results in a higher than expected detonation, leading to the destruction of all structures within a 10 mile radius and six decades of irreversible contamination from the subsequent fallout.

James: Did I just feel the house vibrate?
Ryan: Yeah, Adrian just set off a Castle Bravo in the bathroom. We've got 15 seconds to reach minimum safe distance.

by In Amber Clad February 12, 2013

Your Princess is in Another Castle

Similar to these aren't the droids you're looking for, Your Princess is in Another Castle is a phrase used to tell someone they're looking in the wrong place or otherwise barking up the wrong tree, often used sarcastically.

The phrase refers to a cutscene in the original Super Mario Bros. game which became a well-known gaming meme, seen at the end of every castle save for the final castle in World-8: A Toad would be waiting for you in the room immediately after the boss fight with Bowser and say, "Thank you, Mario! But our Princess is in another castle." This became increasingly frustrating, since, this being a classic Nintendo hard game, the difficulty spiked dramatically between each castle, and reaching the next one, let alone beating it, always required an even more ridiculous amount of skill.

Bob: Joe, have you seen Vanessa? She stole my car and my wallet this morning, after I brought her home from that party at your place last night.
Joe: Sorry, man, but your princess is in another castle. I haven't seen her since last night, either. I dunno what to tell you, except call the cops.

by angxet July 15, 2014