casket-smile

Refers to an elderly person who looks so old that they are about to die.

He shouldn't be driving, he has his casket-smile on!

by Cherish Hope December 10, 2010

casket jockey

a pallbearer

Joe is going to be a casket jockey for the funeral.

by plowe1122 July 31, 2009

casket sharp

to be extremely well dressed.

You know how when people are buried they are often put away in their sharpest suit. Ex. Two buddies are about to go to a formal affair and one shows up to pick up the other instead of saying "boy u kleen" you would say "nigga unis casket sharp"

by Monkeytown3 September 1, 2006

casket stuffer

A useless bag of skin and teeth who will never amount to anything. They're better off being 6 feet under where at least they wont be siphoning oxygen from productive members of society.

Man! That Jamal is gonna grow up to be a real casket stuffer. He's just like his father.

by Casket stuffer September 13, 2017

Casket Concert

Refers to musicians with one foot in the grave and one foot on the stage, because they're too old to be performing, but they keep doing concerts because it pulls in a lot of money.

I wasted $80.00 to watch an another Casket Concert by a 86 year old musician.

by Mean Red Spider February 23, 2020

Casket clean

Casket clean (adj.) is a compliment typically given to a male who is dressed well in a suit. Normally American men are buried in nice suits that are viewed during a wake or funeral. “Clean” is a synonym for a well-dressed or a man with a fresh haircut. See also: fly, GQ, fresh

*At a high school reunion banquet two male friends see each other after 20 years*
“Hey brother, I see you’re wearing a tailored suit with a pocket square and monogrammed shirt. You’re looking casket clean.”

by 3bx96 April 26, 2021

Casket Robber

When a man dates a woman that is way older than a cougar or milf. Casket Robber is the antonym for Cradle Robber.

A 23 year old man trying to get in the pants of a 65 year old woman.

Yo Damn, Doug! That lady is old enough to be your grandma! Quit trying to be a damned Casket Robber! Sicko..

by MagicManMike December 31, 2009