Carver

Anyone with this last name has a huge dick (fact) and gets the hottest girls

U have a big Carver

by Carver1269 September 28, 2017

Carver

Jerking off into sweaty used socks.

"Guys I just pulled a Carver last night."

by dbst69 September 20, 2008

Carver

A hobo that lives in an abandoned minibus and jerks off into empty turtle shells.

RUN AWAY, IT'S CARVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Gil Avrahami February 02, 2017

Carver

N. A douchebag with a small penis and bad hair, usually un-showered.

"Ew, that guy is such a carver."

by Hottie McHottStuff February 07, 2007

Carver

He is literally the coolest guy out there. If you ever meet anyone named Carver you will find that is extremely handsome, intelligent, and friendly. You can always be yourself around him. He would run into a burning building to save you and emerge without a scratch. Literally god.

Carver has an enormous phallic member

by DanielSpaniel January 14, 2019

carver

someone who smokes a lot of weed because there super cool and also get super high

man your smoking your so cool such a carver

by frankito May 23, 2020

will carver

An annoying person that doesn't stop talking

"Geez that guy is such a will carver"

by Void Voltifore May 30, 2018