Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.

Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

by boatbutter March 27, 2008

Fairy tale conundrum

Basically this is where the female saves the man, its opposite. Women=strong, men=weak

Lions are a great example of fairy tale conundrum, the female does everything.

by Sarah, Will, and Sean February 21, 2008

conundrumized

It is the state of being in which a person is faced with multiple choices and cannot decide which path to go down.

There was Pepsi, and there was Coke, and then there was the ever alluring RC Cola. I was conundrumized.

by Ben Gunby December 9, 2008

Kipper Conundrum

A phase in a girls life where she believes she may be a lesbian but is unsure.

Lindsay Lohan appears to be in something of a Kipper Conundrum.

by Braschmeister October 8, 2008

The Patrick Bateman conundrum

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.

Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

by n.zeck March 14, 2023

conundrum

A difficult problem...often used in matters of the heart. The ability to appreciate what you have and want to do well by it, and the overwhelming emotion towards someone else, that feels too good to ignore.

I love my partner for all the wonderful qualities they possess and for the unconditional love and support they provide.

What is lacking however...I've found in you. What a conundrum....now what?

by Whiskeybent September 23, 2009

cosby conundrum

When it is hard to dislike a well known and generally revered actor or artist when they are exposed for sexual assault.

“Did you hear that Kevin Spacey was just accused of sexual assault.?”
“Aww but I liked Kevin Spacey, wait doesn’t he have his own charity?”
“Well I guess he rapes but he saves, it’s the Cosby Conundrum all over again.”

by Yah Boi 89 November 3, 2017