Carrying Mexican Style

Carrying a loaded pistol or Revolver tucked into the front waistband of your pants with no holster.

The 27 year old man accidentally shot himself in the groin with his girlfriends pink pistol while "Carrying Mexican Style".

by Loaded80 August 13, 2011

Carrying cream

Carrying cream means to have a creamy poop and then not fully clean yourself. You "carry" the cream around as you go through your day, or as you sleep. Carrying cream became a trend among the Hollywood elite and celebrities; they claim Carrying cream gives you more confidence, more humility, and keeps you more grounded. Critics say that Hollywood is spreading this as a way to corrupt our youth.

That celebrity is a big proponent of Carrying Cream. He credits all of his Oscar wins on Carrying Cream, and says everyone should do it.

by Zeeg989 September 26, 2022

Carrying a bit of Timber

The art of carrying excessive weight around the body

Mate: "Seen that lass over yonder?"
Me: "Aye, she's carrying a bit of timber"
Mate: "Bet she don't sweat much for a fat lass"

by bobspike May 20, 2014

Carling Weekend

AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.

Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.

Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!

by Future Reading and Leeds Headliner January 21, 2006

carrying

Old school term for pregnant.

She looks like she's carrying again. She said she and her husband wanted six children! If indeed she is pregnant, this will be number four!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021

carrying the groceries

Yet another bad caucasian dance move. To lean/lurch from side to side with both arms down by your sides as if carrying heavy bags of groceries.

Check out that guy carrying the groceries. Hahahahaha!

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

Captain Carling

A Manc, who insists that Carling is in the same league as Cristal.

Rob Doodson a.k.a Captain Carling

by FaceAche November 5, 2006