Carnish

verb 'car-NISH'
/Carnished/
/Carnishing/
/Carnisher/

To garnish a dish (e.g. Toast) violently. Root words 'Tarnish', 'Garnish' and 'Carnage'.
or
To throw large amounts of food things at one-another.

Bob: "I'm hungry"
Tim: "Lets make some Carnished Toast!"
*They both begin throwing butter and cinnamon sugar at the toast, then brutally beat the sandwich.

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Bob: "Man, this soup is DELICIOUS!"
*Carnishes it against the wall*

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In the movie 'Thor', in the coffeeshop, Thor 'carnished' the coffee mug because he loved the coffee.

by Tonk September 25, 2012

Carissa

Leader of the Pootang Gang. Gettin ass all day everyday. Carissa is also a slayer of thots because she is too powerful to be a thot herself. She will take your man or woman so just stay home and hide in your closet. Hide for the rest of your left. Until Carissa leaves this world to bang another...nobody is safe.

Hey man wanna go out tonight
Nah can't Carissa gonna steal my girl and you if we go.

by INfamousGhost100 February 14, 2019

Carissa

A Carissa is all woman - the most gorgeous in the world. Heart-racingly gorgeous. Striking. More hot than beautiful, even. An amazing person - the most amazing woman in the world - and she doesn't even flaunt it. A Carissa is extremely rare because she is that hard-to-find whole package: beautiful, smart, kind, tall, and great sense of humor, with a hot body and huge chest. Plus she knows how to have fun. The best friend you will ever have - loyal as hell. A stunning, tall, witty, perfect woman who drives guys crazy; she's also the strongest and most courageous woman you've ever met. That perfect babe who no one can put down; she's gorgeous & sexy as hell with a charismatic, phenomenal personality. Her big brown eyes are the most enchanting ever seen. If you meet a Carissa, you will fall in love. Clearly it's hard to find Carissas, you may only ever meet one or two in your life, so when you meet one you had better get her before somebody else does.

Dude 1: That Carissa's looking fineeeeee.

Dude 2: Man, I know.
....
Carissa: (while walking by) Hey guys!

Dude 1 & 2: Heyy!!!!! ... Wowww....

by Ava2032444 June 2, 2018

Carrissa

Carrissa is a female name reflecting beauty and creativity. In many ways it is closely related to the name, Eris who is the Greek goddess of strife and discord, her name being translated into Latin as Discordia. The name Carrissa differs however in that instead of spreading the strife and dischord, she has the affect of minimizing it or reducing it entirely. A woman who bears the name Carrissa will be strong and independent when she feels secure and supported. She thrives when she is loved and returns it with equal intensity. Carrissa’s throughout history have been known to inspire their lovers to accomplish great feats and the love they shares often grows into the stories poems are written about.

Carrissa had the face that launched a thousand ships.

by decendingwinters November 13, 2011

cartisexual

when you are sexually attracted to playboi carti. carti is the persons reason to live. in math their solution. in history their king. and in science their oxygen. this magnificent human being will give his life for carti. (note: carti is fucking hot)

me: omg carti is so hot 😩 the things i would do😩😩😩
some mid person: he’s not even that good
me: STFU CARTI JUST MOANED IN MY EAR
mid person: why you like him so much?
me: he’s the goat and i am now cartisexual

by Karimvelez November 30, 2021

Cariss

On the outside a happy, kind, funny, pretty girl who cares a bit too much and wants to help out as much as she can. On the inside she sometimes can take things to seriously and gets worked up and upset over tiny things. Might have anxiety and never feels good about her self even though she is beautiful.

Person one: did u see her?!
Person two: yeah, her names cariss and she’s just amazing

by car1ss March 30, 2019

Carrisha

A very pretty girl who tends to underestimate herself. She’s usually quite tall and whiteish. At first she seems shy but when you get to know her, she’s nothing like you’d think!
She is a loyal and helpful friend and she’s always there for you to overcome problems.
Carrisha is very trustworthy if you’re in a strong relationship with her!

“I don’t know what to do:(“
“Ask Carrisha!”

by Olivvviaaaa September 22, 2019