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cardiovascular bronchitis

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."
by onikas.gem January 26, 2022
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Cardiovascular Bronchitis

Cardiovascular Bronchitis formally know as Cardi B is a multi dollar fashion designer and pop singer
Woman: I listen to Cardi B she’s my favorite artist.
Girl: Oh you mean Cardiovascular Bronchitis?
by CardiovascularBronchitis June 17, 2022
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Cardiovascular B

General of the 23th Flop Division in the Second Badussy War of 1907
"General Cardiovascular B lead her army into the battle of Vuhgyinawarts, masterfully flanking the enemy and overrunning the town of Dicksburg."
by Badussy War April 7, 2022
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Cardiovascular frozennippleitis

The instance when you are so cold that the veins in your nipples are frozen shut
You look pretty cold there.
Yeah, I have cardiovascular frozennippleitis
by I taught sped kids percussion November 14, 2018
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chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect
Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
by EZorLeche November 1, 2009
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cardiovascular bronchitis

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.
Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...
by TheSickDick February 17, 2020
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Cardiovascular Assistant I

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.
This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.
by Pavss June 8, 2018
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