Carpeting

The lesbian equivalent of cottaging. When women would meet for anonymous rug munching in public lavatories. Scissoring is not acceptable as it is a pointless waste of friction. Finger blasting is always welcome.

Innocent dog walker: I was walking my dog last night and stumbled upon a carpeting site and there was so much drinking from the furry cup!

by Rug Burn June 9, 2018

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

carching

Carching-verb- To attempt to, or accomplish the streching of the ass of a person animal, or innanimate object.

i've been carching all day and now i can hardly walk

Goatsee carches his ass every day

by Tahalee March 27, 2005

catchering

Analyzing too deeply into someone's actions as if they had nearly as much symbolism as the novel, Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger, which included a scene where Holden slips on peanut shells down a flight of stairs to symbolize his descent into madness

Cunt Aunt: Why were you doing that?
Mom: Doing what?
Cunt Aunt: You were scrunching your nose as you entered the door as a sign of disgust towards the humble abode I invited you into
Me: Or--and this is just a theory--her nose was itchy and you're just catchering her

by PinkGradientMan December 14, 2018

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"

by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019

Carching

Arse stretcher also known as a manly supporter

Chuck is a carching

by Manly supporter March 6, 2021

Carching

Sounds like money but is a very for stretching ones arse

Manly supporters love carching

by Manly supporter March 6, 2021