Sexually Motivated Carjacking

A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.

"hey Jerry my car was stolen"
"It could have been a Sexually Motivated Carjacking"
"What?"

by deengloremenglormness December 1, 2022

Irish Carjack

You spot a guy drinking a Guinness. When he is close to halfway finished with the drink, you go up to the bar next to the person, order a small shot of Baileys and Jameson, drop your shot glass into his glass, shoot it, and walk away.

Guy drinking a pint of Guinness: "What the hell was the that about?!!!"

Irish Carjacker: "YOU JUST GOT IRISH CARJACKED!!!"

by DirtyPoe November 23, 2011

Bear carjacking

"Bear walks into California police station." CBS New York

This disturbing Bear carjacking phenomena, and another example of this new emerging highly evolved apex predator diatribe trying to open a dialog with local law enforcement.

See also

Police catch bears breaking into cars BBC Earth. Youtube.com

Did the Bear walk into the station before or after the Bear carjacking?

by Modern Women December 22, 2025

Bear carjacking

"Police catch bears braking into cars" BBC Earth. Youtube.com

BBC minidocumentary MI5 intelligence report about "bear carjacking" in America.

This disturbing and escalating phenomena may require opening dialogs with this new diatribe of highly evolved apex preditors who seem to favor the Ford 150

Bear carjacking is on the rise in America.

by Modern Women December 22, 2025

Carjacking

To jack off inside of a vehicle.

"Tom's wife kicked him out of the house so he had to go carjacking."

by DrNiggerfaggotMD June 7, 2022

Cleveland carjacking

When a woman jerks you off in the backseat of her car and you cum in her eyes, kick her out of her car, and steal it.

I got picked up by a woman while hitchhiking and gave her the Cleveland carjacking.

by Hashbrown69 June 18, 2024

Bluetooth Carjacking

When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone.

I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022