When a man is in the shower and puts soap or body wash on his wang and does the helicopter so soap gets on everything and everyone else
by jnmains July 11, 2008
by jimmy July 28, 2004
The practice of strategically positioning oneself near a future point in the trajectory of a moving individual and timing one's flatulence to coincide with the individual's passing so that individual unknowingly passes through the nauseous gases causing dizziness, vomiting, rashes, temporary blindness, loss of appetite, disorientation, disgust, and general contempt. May also cause hilarity for the individual acting as the car wash. The act is similar to a car passing through a car wash but instead of getting clean, the victim usually just feels plain dirty.
Person 1: What's that pile of vomit behind you?
Person 2: (Smiling) I'm car washing people and Bill threw up.
Person 2: (Smiling) I'm car washing people and Bill threw up.
by Stolotski January 18, 2012
When a person is shat upon by multiple people, that person must then crawl on all fours as the people involved pee on them until squeaky clean.
by Stuttering prick June 16, 2012
The Car Wash involves two males and one female. The female gets on her knees and the males stand on the right and left side of her, with their erect penises pointing at her cheeks. The female then begins giving both males a handjob simultaneously, using "Turtle Wax" as a lubricant. She does this until both males reach climax, covering her cheeks in semen. Then, once both penises have reached a flaccid state, she spins them both in a helicopter like motion so that the penises slap her cheeks simulating the rotating cleaners in an automatic car wash.
Thanks to Brett and Dave many girls at Messiah College have received The Car Wash...and have been satisfied with the job!
by Brett and Dave September 07, 2007
The girl must be wearing glasses. Poop is first thrown on the ladies face to act as mud. The male then ejaculates on her on her glasses, simulating soapy bubbles. He must dangle and swab his hairy scrotum across the glasses to scrub. Next he proceeds to urinate on her face to rinse off the mud and soap. And immediately turns around and blows a fart in her face to hot dry.
by Dudley Goodlove November 14, 2008
Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!
by Car washer February 08, 2020